Honest Trailers - Game of Thrones Vol. 1
<I>Warning: the following
contains spoilers for seasons 1-3.</I> <i>For a spoiler-free version,
click here.</I> <i>Just come back and watch the real version
when youre all caught up</i> <i>wuss!</I> <i>From fictions
most notorious serial killer,</i> <i>comes the TV adaptation</i> <i>of the medieval encyclopedia/</i>
Dungeon Masters Guide<i>/porno</i> <i>that is</i> Game of Thrones. <I>God, that songs cool!</I> <i>Get ready for the show that has viewers
of the edge of their seats,</i> <i>wondering what will happen next,</i> <i>and as people whove read the books
acting all smug because they already know.</I> <i>Its the abusive show</i> <i>you keep watching
no matter how many times it hurts you.</I> How long do I have to look? <I>Full of disturbing imagery like</i> <i>incest,</i> <i>beheadings,</i> <i>attempted child murder,</i> <i>more incest</i> <i>And thats just the first episode!</I> <i>Travel to Westeros,</i> <i>a place where everything
is the thing of nouns.</I> The Hand of the King. Light of the Seven.
Brienne of Tarth. Lord of Bones.
Lord of Light.
Master of Coin.
Mother of Dragons. Son of Dolf.
Son of Fire! Warrior of Light.
Bank of Braavos. Lord of Winterfell
and Warden of the North. <I>Watch as everyone fights to sit
in the worlds most uncomfortable chair,</i> <i>while completely ignoring
an invasion of ice zombies</i> <i>that threatens to kill them all.</I> <i>Seriously,
someone should really get on that!</I> <i>Meet unforgettable heroes,</i> <i>who were still alive
when we wrote this Honest Trailer.</I> <i>Jon Snow,</i> <i>a mopey bastard
who doesnt know anything.</I> You know nothing, Jon Snow.
<I>Tyrion Lannister,
a character whos so awesome.</I> <i>Imp slap!</I> <i>Peter Dinklage will get
every good dwarf role until he dies,</i> <i>or Warwick Davis kills him.</I> <i>And Daenerys Targaryen,</i> <i>a super hot queen
obsessed with her dragons.</I> Where are my dragons? <I>Shes out for vengeance
against the people who killed her family.</I> <i>Eventually</i> <i>One of these days</i> <i>Can we just fast-forward
to that part?</I> <i>Watch as these heroes struggle</i> <i>to end the reign
of King Justin Bieber.</I> Leave her face. I like her pretty. <I>God, if he doesnt die this season,</i> <i>Im gonna fucking kill him myself!</I> <i>Fucking hate that kid!</I> <i>Ride along on an adventure</i> <i>where any lead character can die.</I> <i>Whether youre Sean Bean,</i> <i>Sean Beans wife,</i> <i>Sean Beans best friend,</i> <i>Sean Beans son,</i> <i>Sean Beans daughter-in-law,</i> <i>Sean Beans family dogs,</i> <i>or Sean Beans unborn grandkid.</I> <i>All men must die</i> <i>who are in any way
close to Sean Bean.</I> <i>So begin the epic journey,
so long and complicated,</i> <i>we hope the creator
doesnt eat himself to death</i> <i>before hes finished writing it.</I> <i>And settle in for a show
with so many monologues,</i> <i>HBO will desperately
try to keep your attention</i> <i>by any boobs necessary.</I> <i>Not that Im complaining.</I> <i>Boobs!</I> <i>Starring the ten characters
whose names you actually remember.</I> <i>And all these other characters
whose names you actually dont remember.</I> <i>Like the sneaky guy.</I> <i>The sneaky bald guy.</I> <i>Carl Drago.</I> <i>Those Gay Dudes.</I> <i>Lord Friend Zone.</I> <i>Grumpy Old Dad.</I> <i>Thats the same person, right?</I> <i>Sand- San- Sansa?</I> <i>Bronn?</I> <i>Bran?</I> <i>Bronn again?</I> <i>Sam? No, Sams the fat one
from</i> Lord of the Rings. <I>Shes the one who had a demon baby!</I> <i>Thats the guy
that got his dick cut off.</I> <i>I dont remember her name,
but shes super hot.</I> <i>Thats Tyrions hooker girlfriend!</I> <i>Hodor!
Thats Hodor!</I> <i>Now, youre just messing with me.</I> <i>No idea.</I> <i>Faceless Assassin!
That guys awesome!</I> <i>Not a clue.</I> <i>Dunno.</I> <i>I got nothin.</I> <i>None of these are ringing a bell.</I> <i>Go make up your own names, nerds!</I> Game of Thrones.
<I>Its kinda like a history test,
but with dragons</i> <i>and boobs!</I> <i>If you put any spoilers
in the comments, Ill kill you.</I> <i>But to all my book bros:
R + L = J.</I> <i>You know what Im talking about.</I> <i>A Lannister always subscribes.</I> <i>So click that button now.</I> <i>Hey, Screen Junkies!
Wanna see me act stupid?</I> <i>Then click the box above
to see the epic drive-thru voice prank.</I> <i>The more times you share it,
the more money we raise for charity.</I>.
contains spoilers for seasons 1-3.</I> <i>For a spoiler-free version,
click here.</I> <i>Just come back and watch the real version
when youre all caught up</i> <i>wuss!</I> <i>From fictions
most notorious serial killer,</i> <i>comes the TV adaptation</i> <i>of the medieval encyclopedia/</i>
Dungeon Masters Guide<i>/porno</i> <i>that is</i> Game of Thrones. <I>God, that songs cool!</I> <i>Get ready for the show that has viewers
of the edge of their seats,</i> <i>wondering what will happen next,</i> <i>and as people whove read the books
acting all smug because they already know.</I> <i>Its the abusive show</i> <i>you keep watching
no matter how many times it hurts you.</I> How long do I have to look? <I>Full of disturbing imagery like</i> <i>incest,</i> <i>beheadings,</i> <i>attempted child murder,</i> <i>more incest</i> <i>And thats just the first episode!</I> <i>Travel to Westeros,</i> <i>a place where everything
is the thing of nouns.</I> The Hand of the King. Light of the Seven.
Brienne of Tarth. Lord of Bones.
Lord of Light.
Master of Coin.
Mother of Dragons. Son of Dolf.
Son of Fire! Warrior of Light.
Bank of Braavos. Lord of Winterfell
and Warden of the North. <I>Watch as everyone fights to sit
in the worlds most uncomfortable chair,</i> <i>while completely ignoring
an invasion of ice zombies</i> <i>that threatens to kill them all.</I> <i>Seriously,
someone should really get on that!</I> <i>Meet unforgettable heroes,</i> <i>who were still alive
when we wrote this Honest Trailer.</I> <i>Jon Snow,</i> <i>a mopey bastard
who doesnt know anything.</I> You know nothing, Jon Snow.
<I>Tyrion Lannister,
a character whos so awesome.</I> <i>Imp slap!</I> <i>Peter Dinklage will get
every good dwarf role until he dies,</i> <i>or Warwick Davis kills him.</I> <i>And Daenerys Targaryen,</i> <i>a super hot queen
obsessed with her dragons.</I> Where are my dragons? <I>Shes out for vengeance
against the people who killed her family.</I> <i>Eventually</i> <i>One of these days</i> <i>Can we just fast-forward
to that part?</I> <i>Watch as these heroes struggle</i> <i>to end the reign
of King Justin Bieber.</I> Leave her face. I like her pretty. <I>God, if he doesnt die this season,</i> <i>Im gonna fucking kill him myself!</I> <i>Fucking hate that kid!</I> <i>Ride along on an adventure</i> <i>where any lead character can die.</I> <i>Whether youre Sean Bean,</i> <i>Sean Beans wife,</i> <i>Sean Beans best friend,</i> <i>Sean Beans son,</i> <i>Sean Beans daughter-in-law,</i> <i>Sean Beans family dogs,</i> <i>or Sean Beans unborn grandkid.</I> <i>All men must die</i> <i>who are in any way
close to Sean Bean.</I> <i>So begin the epic journey,
so long and complicated,</i> <i>we hope the creator
doesnt eat himself to death</i> <i>before hes finished writing it.</I> <i>And settle in for a show
with so many monologues,</i> <i>HBO will desperately
try to keep your attention</i> <i>by any boobs necessary.</I> <i>Not that Im complaining.</I> <i>Boobs!</I> <i>Starring the ten characters
whose names you actually remember.</I> <i>And all these other characters
whose names you actually dont remember.</I> <i>Like the sneaky guy.</I> <i>The sneaky bald guy.</I> <i>Carl Drago.</I> <i>Those Gay Dudes.</I> <i>Lord Friend Zone.</I> <i>Grumpy Old Dad.</I> <i>Thats the same person, right?</I> <i>Sand- San- Sansa?</I> <i>Bronn?</I> <i>Bran?</I> <i>Bronn again?</I> <i>Sam? No, Sams the fat one
from</i> Lord of the Rings. <I>Shes the one who had a demon baby!</I> <i>Thats the guy
that got his dick cut off.</I> <i>I dont remember her name,
but shes super hot.</I> <i>Thats Tyrions hooker girlfriend!</I> <i>Hodor!
Thats Hodor!</I> <i>Now, youre just messing with me.</I> <i>No idea.</I> <i>Faceless Assassin!
That guys awesome!</I> <i>Not a clue.</I> <i>Dunno.</I> <i>I got nothin.</I> <i>None of these are ringing a bell.</I> <i>Go make up your own names, nerds!</I> Game of Thrones.
<I>Its kinda like a history test,
but with dragons</i> <i>and boobs!</I> <i>If you put any spoilers
in the comments, Ill kill you.</I> <i>But to all my book bros:
R + L = J.</I> <i>You know what Im talking about.</I> <i>A Lannister always subscribes.</I> <i>So click that button now.</I> <i>Hey, Screen Junkies!
Wanna see me act stupid?</I> <i>Then click the box above
to see the epic drive-thru voice prank.</I> <i>The more times you share it,
the more money we raise for charity.</I>.
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