Ellen Has a Big iPhone Announcement
I have a huge
announcement to make. [SCREAMING AND CLAPPING] Are you ready? You ready? Yes! Yesterday, Apple made
a huge announcement. That's my announcement. [LAUGHING] It just seemed like
everybody was so excited about their announcement,
so I thought if I also said I have a huge, I
would get the same kind of, so.
Anyway. Yeah. They announced that the
iPhone 10 is out now. So the iPhone 10.
If anyone has an iPhone,
just throw that away. Just immediately on
your way out just find a trash can and toss it. Here's what happened yesterday. They announced the iPhone 8 and
then five minutes later they announced the new iPhone 10.
So the iPhone 8 is already out. They went from 8
to 10, and I bet you're wondering what
happened to iPhone 9? I think it's clear. 7, 8, 9. [INAUDIBLE] Get it? 7, 8, 9.
Anybody have kids? I'm not going to talk about
the 8, because who cares? I'm going to talk
about the 10, and I. Have one of those
clickers they use at Apple for the big presentations. And so. All right, so here this is
the iPhone, this is iPhone X.
And it sells for $1,000. [BOOING] The X stands for expensive. [LAUGHING] Expensive. Here's one of the big
changes right here.
The glass is not
only in the front, and now it is also in the back. So now you can break both sides. Yeah. Yeah.
It's for those of us who
crack the front and thought, I could do better. I know I can. No, it's actually a good
thing, because now you can charge your phone
without plugging it in. Yeah.
You put it on like a hot plate. Any hot plate, I think. You just turn it up
as hot as it goes, and I think that charges faster. Hot plates are
going to sell out.
Hot plates are going to sell
like hot plates, you guys. They also made
the screen bigger. It's not that big. That's not life size.
That'd be ridiculous. It's 5.8 Inches and
4.8 When it's cold. And-- [LAUGHING] [APPLAUSE] Thank you. And here's the coolest part.
To unlock your phone, it
uses facial recognition. Look at this. This is so weird. I don't even know
how this is working.
This is my garage clicker. But anyways. It [? Works. ?] So it
uses facial recognition, and here's how it works.
You just, you look at
it, and it opens it. And the technology is so
smart all you have to do is scan your face once. And then again after
you get a haircut. And then again after
you get a nose job.
And then again
after you buy a hat. And then again when you
finally lose that 15 pounds you've been trying to lose. And then again when you
gain that 15 pounds back. The iPhone's going to
keep you busy, you guys.
I think I've said
enough to Apple. They could maybe
send me a free phone. Don't you think I've
said enough maybe? [APPLAUSE].
announcement to make. [SCREAMING AND CLAPPING] Are you ready? You ready? Yes! Yesterday, Apple made
a huge announcement. That's my announcement. [LAUGHING] It just seemed like
everybody was so excited about their announcement,
so I thought if I also said I have a huge, I
would get the same kind of, so.
Anyway. Yeah. They announced that the
iPhone 10 is out now. So the iPhone 10.
If anyone has an iPhone,
just throw that away. Just immediately on
your way out just find a trash can and toss it. Here's what happened yesterday. They announced the iPhone 8 and
then five minutes later they announced the new iPhone 10.
So the iPhone 8 is already out. They went from 8
to 10, and I bet you're wondering what
happened to iPhone 9? I think it's clear. 7, 8, 9. [INAUDIBLE] Get it? 7, 8, 9.
Anybody have kids? I'm not going to talk about
the 8, because who cares? I'm going to talk
about the 10, and I. Have one of those
clickers they use at Apple for the big presentations. And so. All right, so here this is
the iPhone, this is iPhone X.
And it sells for $1,000. [BOOING] The X stands for expensive. [LAUGHING] Expensive. Here's one of the big
changes right here.
The glass is not
only in the front, and now it is also in the back. So now you can break both sides. Yeah. Yeah.
It's for those of us who
crack the front and thought, I could do better. I know I can. No, it's actually a good
thing, because now you can charge your phone
without plugging it in. Yeah.
You put it on like a hot plate. Any hot plate, I think. You just turn it up
as hot as it goes, and I think that charges faster. Hot plates are
going to sell out.
Hot plates are going to sell
like hot plates, you guys. They also made
the screen bigger. It's not that big. That's not life size.
That'd be ridiculous. It's 5.8 Inches and
4.8 When it's cold. And-- [LAUGHING] [APPLAUSE] Thank you. And here's the coolest part.
To unlock your phone, it
uses facial recognition. Look at this. This is so weird. I don't even know
how this is working.
This is my garage clicker. But anyways. It [? Works. ?] So it
uses facial recognition, and here's how it works.
You just, you look at
it, and it opens it. And the technology is so
smart all you have to do is scan your face once. And then again after
you get a haircut. And then again after
you get a nose job.
And then again
after you buy a hat. And then again when you
finally lose that 15 pounds you've been trying to lose. And then again when you
gain that 15 pounds back. The iPhone's going to
keep you busy, you guys.
I think I've said
enough to Apple. They could maybe
send me a free phone. Don't you think I've
said enough maybe? [APPLAUSE].
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